First off, I want to clarify that I’m not talking about the sizes of the corporations or of the individual buildings housing these “food”-serving establishments or anything like that. I’m simply talking about the sizes of the various food products that these places actually serve. Clear? Good.
Now we’ve all heard or seen that in Europe or Asia or any place that we think we’re better than (which is everywhere) yet still seem somewhat more advanced and refined than us (which is a lot of places) they have a lot smaller meal sizes at fast food restaurants. The same ones, like McDonalds and Burger King, apparently offer more choices in the way of smaller meals and less choices in the way of larger meals, as compared to the good ol’ US of A.
So, at this point, we’re all supposed to look around at each other and remark “Since when did we become a country full of fat fucks and degenerate tubs of lard? I am so ashamed of this country! We should definitely take a lesson from all of those fancy ’small-meal’ countries…” My conclusion, however, is quite different from this. Sure, on average, we may be a bit “big boned”** compared to these other countries, but there are still plenty of fatasses over there, too. And think about our situation a little bit harder: here in this country, we have found a way to pay less money for more food, and the corporations have nothing against it and of course the consumers like it. Basically everybody’s a winner (except your arteries). So I strongly support taking advantage of this wonder of combining modern technology, marketing, and culture. If those “more refined” pussies want to pay more money to get less food at the exact same restaurant chains, then fucking let ‘em.
The real root of this issue is that American males feel that they are sexually inferior to our great European overlords (not so much to the Asians…seriously, it’s just the truth). These American males are afraid that these folk from the “old country” are have bigger genitalia. It’s the classic penis complex. Well I can end it here and now. I have a side-by-side comparison picture to show who has the bigger tool, Americans or Europeans. Satisfy your curiosity.
** - See ‘outrageously fat’
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