I enjoy watching stand-up comedy, but one thing that is often a part of stand-up comedy is being forced to witness the mentally deficient crowd applaud their faces off when the comic mentions that they have a new baby or some offspring of some kind. What the hell is the point of that? I can understand the comics mentioning that part of their lives because they usually run out of truly unique ideas rather quickly (if they had any in the first place) so they have to resort to making jokes at the expense of their family members. And what family members are better to make fun of than the ones that you brought into this world?
But why does the audience applause at the simple and non-humorous mention of a child of some kind? Guess what, audience! If you find a human being (or some species rather closely related) of the opposite gender and hump it for a while, you can achieve the exact same accomplishment! Of course, your baby will probably be quite a bit uglier than most others and don’t even get me started on how academically incapable it will be. So get over this infantile fascination that you have with infants! Seriously, you have genitals (no matter how laughable they may be in regards to size or functionality) too!
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