Don’t Bless Me

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I don’t say “bless you” when somebody sneezes.

I have never sneezed and immediately afterwards felt a need to be blessed.

Occasionally I do feel a need to be blessed, but never just after sneezing.

2 Responses to “Don’t Bless Me”

  1. you mama Says:

    Bless You

  2. Aaron Says:

    But what will you do if your soul escapes through your nose? (the original superstitious reason behind “bless you” becoming the traditional response to sneezing)

    I think somebody should say “bless you” every time your photo is taken, as those soul-stealing machines have much more potential than a mere sneeze…

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