We all hate bad drivers, basically by definition. I have devised a new solution that I think all car manufacturers around the world should instantly adopt (and thus pay me millions since it is my idea). The specific problem that this idea targets is the common situation when a stupid driver flips on a turn signal, and then goes a completely different direction. Thus, I decided that the name would be Turn Signal Commit System (or TSCS for short).
If you couldn’t guess already, this is how it would work. A person would flip their turn signal at an intersection or lane change or whenever, as usual. The difference would be that their car would force them to do whatever they signalled they were going to do. It would simply force them to do it before they could do anything else. So no more of this signalling right then suddenly going left or crap like that. Simple, right?
But what if they don’t signal at all? Well, this genius system still works! If they don’t signal, the TSCS will simply force them to go straight. Right into oncoming traffic, if that is what’s there. They’ll learn how to use their damn turn signals really fucking quick, I promise. Either that or they won’t have to worry about it because they’ll either be dead or at least not have a functional car to drive around like shit in.
But what if they signal left, then right, then back to left, then back to right again, etc…? So what? The TSCS still just follows the rules. The driver is simply required to do exactly what he or she signaled. If that means that they suddenly turn left, then swerve back to the right, and then careen down an embankment towards the left, and then finally taking another right turn to end up rolled over and in the middle of a field, then so be it.
This system is genius, I’m telling you. If you aren’t good with your signals, aren’t really paying attention at the moment, or driving a car that you’re not familiar with, you’ll figure out the correct way to do it really fucking quickly, or you’re dead. Easy as that. Either way, you make the road safer for the rest of us. Go out and support TSCS today!
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