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Not only did Vice-President Dick Cheney shoot a lawyer in a hunting “accident,” but that same lawyer just had a heart attack as a result of the wounds from the gun shot.

This just in: To keep up with the pace, President Bush just kicked an arthritic amputee WWII veteran in the balls and then poked him in the eye with a rusty spoon.

Note: If you actually look up the word buggery, it doesn’t necessarily make sense as used in the title of this entry. Nevertheless, I liked the sound of it and I think it is oddly appropriate.