Fedorpheux.com

I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but about 114% of the internet is just porn. Of what’s not porn, the majority is just mislabled because it actually is still porn. So who’s to blame for all of this whoring of the internet? The Germans, that’s who.

I won’t go on too long about this because I’m sure that the average visitor to my website can’t read about porn for more than about 3 minutes before having to go “yank the monkey.” To be concise, my point is that just about every domain name that ends in .de will bring you to a porn site of some kind. For those .de domain names that don’t have porn, don’t worry because I’m sure they will very soon. Trust me, this is just how it is. Germany is so overflowing with porn that people in Denmark and the Czech Republic are just getting naked for no good reason!

In case you don’t trust me (which you probably shouldn’t), here’s some proof. I was trying to find a .de website that actually didn’t have porn. So what domain name would be more wholesome and pleasant than, well, pleasant.de? See for yourself (the link is generally “safe for work” as some would say, so don’t pop wood just yet). If you know anything about the internet, then you know that pages like this show up when somebody has registered a domain name but hasn’t built their website yet so they have decided to let it just sit “parked” somewhere. Usually the pages are just full of random ads to buy jewelry and peanut butter and the like. Notice this .de domain parking page, however. Again, the domain name itself has nothing to do with porn at all. Yet notice what this page is selling: “Sex Shop,” “Dominatrix Dating,” “Adult Webcams,” “Erotic Films,” and the list just goes on and on.

Believe me? Eh, you probably stopped reading after you finished that list of porn-related terms so that you could go do your dirty deed. I guess I might as well just stop here then.