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Apparently, the secret service didn’t think it was very funny when a highschool in Colorado made a “Most likely to assassinate President Bush” entry with a picture of a certain student in their yearbook. I, on the other hand, think it’s hilarious. The secret service claims that they take all threats to the President’s life seriously.

Surprisingly, nobody mentioned the fiasco that occured in President Bush’s yearbook.

Recorded by Adam, techno-ized by me, the I Like Coconuts song can now be downloaded from the downloads page listed under Music.

I know that it’s not very long, but I realized that the recording isn’t quite a steady beat so if I tried to drag it out much longer, it would end up being even worse than it already is. Anyways, enjoy.

This is one of those things that might become a regular feature of this site or might not, depending on my mood, laziness level, and color of underwear. Speaking of underwear, I was driving around today and I saw one of those signs that are in front of almost every church. Coincidentally, that sign happened to be in front of a church. Anyways, the sign had the letters on it arranged in such a way that it spelled something to the effect of “Blowing out a person’s candle does not make your candle shine brighter” or something like that. Well, I just wanted you all to know that that statement is a complete lie.
First of all, let’s assume that there are a bunch of little candles all in a group and they are all lit, as that is the kind of thing that this sign seems to be referring to. Despite the fact that this is starting to go in the direction of a devil worshipping cult, I’ll continue. So, you blow out one of the candles, right? That leaves a spot in the group that no longer has light coming from it, obviously. Well, doesn’t that make the candles around it seem brighter? It does. And I’ll prove it to you. Light a candle and then look at it as you stand in a room with all of the lights on (doing this at night makes me even more right). Now turn off all of the lights and look back at the candle. It appears brighter, doesn’t it? Now, assuming you haven’t burned your self and your entire house down, think about this: If you blow that one candle out in that group, it makes all of the candles around it seem at least a little bit brighter. Even the candles that are a couple rows away from the blown out one, they are just affected less so. Still, every candle appears a little bit brighter due to the contrast. Note that I am using the words “seem” and “appear” because I know that the candles don’t actually begin to magically create more light, but I’m just saying that from our point of view, they seem brighter in contrast.
Now don’t take me for a dumbass, I know that this church sign saying (along with nearly every other one) is a metaphor. They don’t want you to belittle, harass, make fun of, sabotage, or do anything else like that to somebody else to make yourself better. Well I honk the ol’ bullshit horn on that one. Open up your eyes and look around the world. This is exactly how the world works! We all start as ugly disgusting smelly little slimy babies. All of us. So how do we get ahead in life? We try to convince people that the other guy is more ugly, disgusting, smelly, and slimy than us! Simple as that! There are so many examples all around us. Some of the big hitters include the entire world of marketing and the entire world of politics. So, in closing, I am right and Jesus is wrong. The end.

I now have recent comments displayed in the side bar of this main page. I’m telling you, this site is almost to the point where it looks like I actually know what I’m doing.

Anyways, don’t forget to go register and post on the forums!

Anyway you slice it, that is a hell of a lot of free XBox 360s. Although don’t get too excited just yet, this doesn’t start for another couple months. Still, it’s pretty cool.

And yes, I plan to see if I can get one.

And yes, I know that I probably wont get one.

Okay, well there aren’t any tigers. But there sure as hell are Downloads and Forums and you should check them both out. I’ve spent several hours tweaking this site and I have some more hours to go, but I think this is enough tweaking for tonight. I will get back to writing real (or as close as I get to real) entries soon.

Well, I’ve spent about the last 3 hours working steadily on getting this website back up and running. If you want to know what happened, basically my hosting company screwed me over and my domain registrar was kind of being an ass as well so I changed both. All of that crap combined took nearly a week and a half. It was rather frustrating, especially since I had no warning and therefore lost any hope of properly backing up my old site. I managed to salvage some stuff, such as all of these old entries, but I still have some stuff to put back together. Anyways, it’s late and I will talk more about this later. In the mean time, it would probably be a good idea to head on over to the forums and register and possibly even start posting if the mood strikes you. Again, I still have a lot to do and I will continue to work on it. Thanks for bearing with me.

lunchbox sent in this link for a “cool semi text rpg based off of hl2″ (those are his words). I haven’t tried it, maybe I will later. I think I have enough stuff to distract me for now. Anyways, here is the refferal linky thing he posted:

Refferal Linky thing

I don’t know exactly what that does. I clicked on it and it wanted me to sign up and I was too lazy to so I didn’t get past that. It may sign you up to recieve naked pictures of lunchbox for all I know. Good luck.

Really? Well, apparently it’s true. Honestly, wasn’t much of a surprise to me. Come on, this is L.A. They’ve been doing shootouts ever since they started saying “L.A.” instead of “Los Angelos.” And drive-bys? Am I mistaken, or didn’t somebody from southern California invent the whole idea of a drive-by? And, of course, throw in the fact that there are a few million fake blonde fake tan implant-ridden skin cancer-ridden lazy rich stupid ignorant Los Angelos females attempting but failing to navigate their system of highways in a car that costs more than they’ve ever done honest work for in their life but they still can’t even remember if it’s a BMW or a Cadillac.

About time they combine all of that crap and do some L.A. shootout/drive-by/car accident thingies, if you ask me.

Some of you may have heard of this, many of you probably have not. A while ago, a friend of mine and I went to the high school that we currently attend and have a little fun. At our high school, there is a central outdoor area in the middle of all of the buildings, we call it “the quad.” There happens to be a creek that runs underneath the huge walkway thingy. We took a kayak and navigated this creek. This video is our story:

Kayak.zip (about 330 MB or so)

A few notes about this file: This is a .zip file containing 1 file, kayak.mpg. It is a normal mpg video file so you all should probably be able to view it just fine. Also, the resolution is a bit high. I might re-encode it later at a more sensable resolution, but for now just deal with it.