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Everyone has felt bad at some point in time. In fact, chances are that you’ve felt bad at more than just one point in time. Have you ever felt that certain kind of bad that makes you start to wonder about how real life really is? I’m not talking about deep cosmic philosophical stuff. I’m mainly talking about game shows. Yes, game shows.

Sometimes, when you feel that certain kind of bad (sad, frustrated, mad, annoyed, exhausted, etc), don’t you ever start hoping that maybe it’s all just a game. Like, eventually some guy with a funny looking suit and sexy hair will jump out of a hidden door in the wall and say “Hey! This has actually all just been a joke. We just set this all up to make you feel this way so that we could make millions on our reality TV show. Quick, sign this thing and promise not to sue. Here’s a Ferrari!” Wouldn’t that be cool?

I’m still waiting for my Ferrari. I think that I want a black one.

So today apparently it was Silent Day, or at least where I live it was. The idea was that people should be silent to support homosexuals. The question is: what exactly is that going to do for anybody? The answer: not a damn thing. If you want to protest something or speak your mind about something, you have to speak! Let people know how you feel. If you don’t say anything, nobody will give a damn about you or whatever you’re supposedly being quiet for. There are plenty of shy people that are quiet all the time, not just on Silent Day. How much are they accomplishing? Not much, trust me.

If you want to actually have an impact, have like “Nude Day” or something. That would get my attention. Of course, if it ended up being a bunch of naked ugly fat people, I would blame homosexuals everywhere for the traumatizing event. Furthermore, if you really want this silent thing anyways, you should somehow get a lot of people to do it. From my observation, no more than 5% of the people even had any idea of what the hell was going on, and probably less than 1% was actually participating in the whole silence thing.
Still, I still feel a desperate need to make up for the sacrifices made today for the homosexual cause. That’s why tomorrow (or today, I guess. Thursday, you know what I mean) I will participate in Gay Day for the Mutes. People acted mute for the gays and lesbians. Now it’s time that people acted gay and lesbian for the mutes. I ask that you join me tomorrow in acting as homosexual as possible to support the underpriviliged and socially outcast mute. Keep strong.

By the way, if you are mute and homosexual, well, you’re probably just screwed over in life. Good luck with all that, though.

We’ll see how many people I can piss off by the end of this post. My main point is, obviously, just about all religions suck. The only reason that I say “just about” is because I don’t know everything about all religions. I’m sure that there are plenty of religions that I haven’t even heard of yet. Every single one that I have heard of (which includes but is not limited to Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Taoism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Jainism, etc) does fall into this “sucks” category. Although there are other reasons, one of the main ones is this: all of these religions make you do stuff that you normally would not do in your life and would rather not do for whatever reasons, if it wasn’t for this religion. This stuff supposedly does a variety of things such as bring you closer to god, repent for your sins, or guarantee you a good after life. I don’t know about you, but I have not experienced any benefits at all from doing these things.

Every religion that I know has something like this. In fact, just about every organized religion probably requires their followers to do something that is useless. So chances are that all religions fit into this category of mine, but I’m not 100% sure about that. Why do these things if they don’t provide any benefit to you? It seems that the vast majority of these duties are performed and carried out purely for social reasons so that you can brag to people. Also, if you do honestly try to complete one of those tasks and then accidentally do it wrong somehow, you could be frowned upon by other members of your religion for a long time.
Personally, I just take all of that pointless stress and hassle out of my life. Maybe it’s just me. Maybe I’m the only one that doesn’t feel any closer to god or whatever. I have a feeling, however, that I’m not the only one. I think a great deal of people are like this and, unfortunately, too many of them are somewhat “brainwashed” to follow their religion.
So, bottom line is: If you are religious at all in any way, I probably think that you are really stupid and I hate you. Hopefully I made you late to church (or your appropriate place of worship) by posting this so that you would read it.

Oh okay, go ahead and mess with the chicken. (requires Flash, but you probably have it so don’t worry)

If you noticed, I created somewhat of a little April Fool’s joke. Here’s the thing about April Fool’s day. There is absolutely no reason for it to exist, no importance in any religion or any culture, no major meal or gift giving, and there’s pretty much nothing. The only thing that this day involves is being an ass to people. Just making their day a little more annoying, step by step. It might as well be called We’re All Asses day. Anyways, I’ve accomplished my assly duties on this site.