Hah, I’m just kidding! Males can’t get pregnant, or can they? Well, don’t get too carried away just yet. First I’d like to point out a few things that I noticed while surfing around that site. The thing that hit me right at the beginning when I was searching the site was how fake that big picture of the guy in the middle looked. The extremely poor quality and almost random shade changes are much more than just coincidences, as far as I’m concerned. Also, all of their “Media Coverage” is either completely fake (such as the “Time Magazine’s Man(?) of the Year” thing), from totally unreliable and stupid news sources (such as the “USA Today” thing), or totally unrelated (such as CNN’s seahorse article). With the USA Today thing, they didn’t even say anything very good about it. In fact, they only made this whole thing seem even more stupid and unreliable to me. Also, the CNN article reference is just totally misleading. We all learned in 4th grade that with seahorses, the male happens to carry the baby. It’s not anything new! Linking to it was a pitiful attempt at trying to get people to believe that there are some actual reputable news sources covering this “real” story, of which there are absolutely none.
Now, let’s notice the fancy looking “vitals” that are just conveniently placed right on that front page. Go through all three of them (EKG, Ultrasound, Other Vitals). Go ahead. It doesn’t take a genious to realize that all three of them are just a stupid tiny little animated GIF that repeats itself every few seconds. Not to mention the fact that if those were really true vitals (which they totally obviously aren’t), this person would have to be totally bound to a hospital bed and constantly having somebody perform the ultrasound test 24 hours a day.
Oh, but right below all those fake vitals is a clock that is actually the right time so this whole thing must actually be true. NOT! First of all, it takes about 3 seconds to whip up a stupid little clock like that on any webpage. Secondly, notice how it is set to your home time. I can’t seem to find out where the hell any of this is supposedly taking place, but from the few pictures and short videos, I would have to say somewhere in Asia. Now, maybe of you readers are actually in Asia. Personally, though, I’m in the Pacific time zone and I know for a fact that there is not one bit of Asia in the same timezone as me. So either that time is a complete lie or it’s just telling me what time it is currently for me. Last time I checked, every single computer possible of searching the internet and seeing that stupid little clock of theirs has the power to keep it’s own time. Either way, that little clock of theirs is total crap.
Keep moving down that page and you find a “Pregnancy Journal” and a “Video Archive”. Oh, isn’t that just a silly coincidence that the journal “will be back online shortly”? As for their “Video Archive”, all of their videos are poorly shot and pure crap. I could pull off something very similar and all I would need is a cheap fat suit (or maybe just a pillow or two).
Before I left this site in its own puddle of stupidity never to surf it again, I just had to take a peak at its so called message boards. Luckily, they had them nicely organized in 4 categories: “I am thrilled”, “I am appalled”, “I am skeptical”, and “I want to be a pregnant man”. The thrilled, skeptical, and admiring sections were pretty lame and predictable. The appalled one, however, was rather entertaining. Enjoy these delightfully tasteful quotes from the “I am appalled” section of the message board:
LIZ
United Kingdom
“This is against God. Mr. Lee is a sick man. Repent now before it’s too late. You sick, sick people. God will pay you back for this evil you have created. REPENT! REPENT!”
MARGARET
England
“I AM SORRY, BUT A MAN HAVING AN EMBRYO IMPLANTED INTO HIS CAVITY IS NOT ONLY IMMORAL AND SRICKLEY SINFULLY AGAINST THE BIBLE BUT IS SELFISH TO THE POOR CHILD WHOME HAS TO BE BORN FROM A MAN.IF YOU TAKE PLACE IN THE TYPE OF RESEARCH, YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONS. FROM THE LORD AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.THIS IS DISCUTTING AND CRUEL TO THE BABY………….HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE THE CHILD?????SICKO!!!!!THIS MAN WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQEUNCES OF TAKING PLACE IN THIS TYPE OF SICKO RESEARCH…..YOU ALL SHOULD BE SHTTTTTTTTTT”
That place is chalk full of that stuff. It’s so hilariously pitiful that I don’t even want to make the effort of poking fun at it. So, next time you see an apparently pregnant guy walking down the street, punch him really hard right in the stomach and then stroll away mumbling something about how abortion is funny.
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