(The following was originally posted on 8-27-2003 by me on my old site.)
After taking a glance at the results in the current poll, I noticed you guys out there like 3 things:
1. Refunds.
2. Bingus
3. Goomages
Well, I’m far too mean and poor you give you refunds. I’m also way too lazy and unskilled to make the next Bingus cartoon (yet). So here I am writing another Goomage and no, you can’t stop me.
This time I searched Google Image Search for the well known phrase and song title who let the dogs out. Enjoy (or shield your eyes from) the 2nd result of that search:
The above image is from http://www.thelarkins.org/dogsout.htm
Take a good look at this picture. Then look at it again. Rinse and repeat as necessary. I found that I thought several different things as I looked at this picture multiple times. What’s important to note is that the picture isn’t all that painful to look at over and over again for extended amounts of time. With most Goomages (this one being a great example), it is down right dangerous to look at for any longer than just a few seconds. This one, on the other hand, takes great concentration and commitment to fully comprehend.
First, let’s get the obvious crap out of the way. They are both wearing what appears to be dog suits, most likely for Halloween. That’s all of the obvious stuff. The rest is quite intense, so hold on to your pants.
After thinking about this picture for way too long, I have deduced that the guy on the right gets paid too much and the little kid on the left is some high-ranking member of the Texan Mafia. How could I ever know such intimate details just from this seemingly innocent picture? Observation, that’s all.
Look at that guy on the right. Notice his ears are down yet he still has a big smile on his face. That shows that he is a servant or personal assistant of some sort. Take a closer look at his face, though, and you will notice that his smile and his eyes say a mouthful. This man is either getting paid way too much for a really easy job or he is embezzling funds for his own personal financial gain. You can just tell that he knows something that we don’t know.
Now on to the kid. Quite a kid, eh? Just looking at the face makes you realize he has power. With that one look, he is probably ordering the execution of somebody, declaring war on somebody, or something like that. Whatever he is doing, he has it all planned out. While he does his look thing, not only does he have the other guy looking at the camera, but he also has it so his dog head hat thingy is looking straight at the camera. The amount of planning and resources he has is simply amazing. Also, judging by the markings on the coat of his dog costume, people must address him using the word “Sir.” In addition to all this, you can tell this kid has a tight grip on his massive empire just by how he holds his little basket thing or whatever he’s holding. I don’t know about you, but I’m not going to mess with this guy.
Do you occaisionally find yourself wearing a giant dog suit? Well, watch out for giant fleas and send in your suggestion(s) for Goomages to goomage@fedorpheux.com right now!
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