(The following was originally posted on 7-19-2003 by me on my old site.)
Yup, here’s another Goomage for all you fans out there. This time I had the crazy urge to search Google Image Search for the phrase belly slapping. The following was the 1st result of only 3:
The above image is from http://www.walleyecentral.com/scott-huron99.htm
Well, let’s start off easy this time. The background of the image (the stuff behind the boat) actually seems pretty normal. Okay, from here on in it gets less easy. First of all, that is a boat. It may be sort of hard to tell, but just trust me. Plus, if you go to the actual page, it talks about a fishing trip of some kind.
The person on the left looks like he just woke up from a long hard night of drinking and cheap prostitution (I think he was the seller of the prostitution, not the buyer).
Now the guy on the right, he’s standing up straight, tall, and proud. However, he has a baseball cap on. Not only do real sailors not wear baseball caps, but this guy is wearing it especially low so it (along with all the facial hair) covers his face. This could only mean one thing: he is trying to hide his identity. But why would he want to hide his identity, you ask? I’m thinking that it must be because he was the person who paid the guy on the left to “service” him in the act of prostitution. I could be wrong but, then again, I could be right.
Finally, the words on the boat, “Just Look’n.” What I’m afriad of is the possibility of this being the actual name of the boat. Yeah, lots of boats have weird names and this probably wouldn’t be the weirdest. The reason it scares me so much is that it supports my theory of the gay prostitution. Of course, like I said before, I could be wrong…or not.
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