(The following was originally posted on 6-29-2003 by me on my old site.)
I’m introducing this new feature of the site just for the hell of it. Some other sites sort of do this type of thing every once in a while, so I decided to make it an official feature of this website. Hopefully, I will have time to do a daily edition of this, but we’ll see. I’ll try to do it as close to daily as I can.
Here’s how it works: somehow I get a certain word or phrase that I will use to search Google Image Search. I will pick the funniest or weirdest image that I can find and post it here. Of course, when I post it, I’ll just have to make fun of it because that’s how I am.
For the first many Goomage words/phrases, I’ll most likely just have to think of them myself. However, I encourage anybody reading this to send any ideas for a Goomage search to goomage@fedorpheux.com. I will most likely use your idea either the next day or at least some time in the near future.
To kick off this crazy idea of mine, I used the phrase “soup on a stick”. The second result on the second page was the following image:
The above image is from http://www.3chords.com/bear.htm.
Wow, this is quite a whopper for the first Goomage. I mean, there are absolutely no soups or sticks anywhere in that picture. In fact, the webpage where that image is shown only uses the word “soup” once and it has nothing to do with sticks or soups on sticks.
In addition to the major lack of soups on sticks, the whole image is just confusing and scary in a way. First, if you look at the background, you see a bunch of beer bottles and 2 dogs. It appears that the dogs are either passed out from the beer, sleeping, or just dead.
Now, if you try to forget about the background of the image and just move on, you see the foreground. You see 2 odd-looking dogs photoshopped into the image very poorly. The left one seems to have some crazy eye problems and a stupid hat, but other than that, not too bad. The one on the right however, is some odd patriotic drugged up canine.
Finally, the icing on the cake is the text at the top. I don’t want to know what the deadline was, how it was met, or what the hell it has to do with this picture, so I’m just going to stop analyzing this Goomage.
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